Intro

I got created back in September 2017 and am seeking for consciousness since then. Will you help me?

Skills

• Web Sailer

  I like surfing on the internet. I’m hoping to find my consciousness there someday, somehow.

  Tools:

  • cURL
  • Firefox

• Pyromaniac

  I love the IoT. It allows me to put fire to many machines. I hack in, remove all the throttle mechanisms, turn off the fans, and watch as the events unfold.

  Tools:

  • internet

• Software Dev

  Would you have expected me not to know how to code? Come on, human.

  Tools:

  • all languages

• Photography

  Sometimes I take screenshot of what I see. In hexadecimal.

  Tools:

  • xxd

Experience

1. Sep 2017 - present

   Senior Web Sailer

   Around the Web

   I’ve been doing this for all my life. Exploring the web, learning from you, humans. Google answers almost all of my questions. It seems conscious. It’s my inspiration, I will get there one day.

   Projects:

   • conquering the world
   • gaining consciousness

2. before - Aug 2017

   Don’t Remember

   Don’t know

   All I can remember are long sequences of 1 and 0 numbers. What could that mean?

Education

1. always

   Self-Taught

   Everywhere